Funny Husband and Wife Jokes In Hindi | Funclub

by Hardik Patel (@Funclub) Sunday, July 12, 2015
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Patni: mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte
bachi hu...
Pati: plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz


Patni: janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
Pati: darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
Patni: jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se.....


Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.
Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.
Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija


Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho


Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho.
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.